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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 19:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Unacceptable again!

Vice President JD Vance Weighs in on Trey Hendrickson's Future, Contract Talks With Cincinnati Bengals - Sports Illustrated

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What World Does Bitcoin Want To Build For Itself? - Defector

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

According to Trump, Ukraine started the war. Why?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Eum sit ipsam ut animi distinctio rerum omnis praesentium.

share office space ...

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Microsoft June 2025 Patch Tuesday fixes exploited zero-day, 66 flaws - BleepingComputer

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

If or when Taylor Swift publicly supports Harris & Walz, what will Republicans do?

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

Man Killed by Police After Spiraling Into ChatGPT-Driven Psychosis - futurism.com

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Relativistic jet detected in active galaxy Markarian 110 - Phys.org

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How to watch the 2025 Tony Awards on Sunday - NPR