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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 19:11

No way
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Unacceptable again!
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What World Does Bitcoin Want To Build For Itself? - Defector
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
The #1 Breakfast to Eat to Support Your Metabolism, According to Dietitians - EatingWell
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
According to Trump, Ukraine started the war. Why?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Eum sit ipsam ut animi distinctio rerum omnis praesentium.
share office space ...
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Microsoft June 2025 Patch Tuesday fixes exploited zero-day, 66 flaws - BleepingComputer
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
If or when Taylor Swift publicly supports Harris & Walz, what will Republicans do?
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Man Killed by Police After Spiraling Into ChatGPT-Driven Psychosis - futurism.com
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Relativistic jet detected in active galaxy Markarian 110 - Phys.org
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to